Dirt Brown Derby
The Dirt-Brown Derby
By Ed Lynskey
 
Reviewed by Michelle Boucher-Ladd
 
Set in rural Virginia, The Dirt-Brown Derby is an old-school style, murder, and detective story. The book is a kind of formula Dashiell Hammett meets Tom Wolf attitude with plenty of phallic fun. Ed Lynskey does an excellent job of creating a strong voice for the main character Franklin Johnson. Johnson, a rough around the edges private eye takes us for a ride in his “mutant Yugo” to the “dirty little town,” of Kaiser Virginia, where he is employed by Mary Taliaferro to investigate the death of her daughter Emily.
    
Mrs. Taliferro’s ranch, Dakota Farms is home to some very interesting characters. There’s the hired help; Ralph the gambling addict gardener, his wife Rachel the housekeeper, Stanley Pettigrew the drunken security guard, Pierre the studdly horse trainer, and suspect number one, a wily stallion named Hellbent. If these characters are not enough then there are the town folk, including Stanley’s cousin Sheriff Pettigrew, Deputy Sheriff Thornbird, Adam a local drug dealer, The red-neck Kilby cousins, and Frank’s old girlfriend Shelia, a hair dresser.
    
Just as Frank begins to unravel some clues to the so-called riding accident that killed Emily, Pierre the trainer is murdered giving the mystery a new twist. Frank also bumbles onto a local girl being raped by the abhorrent Kilby Cousins. This instantly gives him two enemies to watch out for but also allies him with Deputy Thornbird. The plot only thickens when Frank gets beat-up, Ralph the gardener and Sheriff Pettigrew go missing, Frank becomes involved again with Shelia, gets beat-up, Mrs. Taliferro puts the moves on him, and he gets beat-up some more. All this action really does turn this novel into a derby.
    
Ed Lynskey adds so many colorful bits of trivia and local fine points that his novel seems to take on a wonderfully descriptive voice of its own. His lovely writing gives a good balance to all of the booze, guns, and testosterone that make this a very funny book as well. The Dirt-Brown Derby is a well-written whirlwind of details.
    
Aside from the many typographical mistakes that riddle the first few chapters of this novel, The Dirt-Brown Derby is a fun read. The only things it lacks are believable woman characters. Mrs. Taliferro is way too flamboyant and swoonish, Rachael is a bit underdeveloped as she spends most of the novel sleeping off prescription drugs, and frailty thy name is Shelia. However, if you are in the mood for a fast paced old fashion who-done-it, The Dirt-Brown Derby is the way to go.

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